Infinity Franchise 

A gang from the fangame "LISA: The Pointless" based on LISA: The Painful
Gang members can all be seen wearing a red and green jersey with the number 88 on it, these people are usually called "jerseyheads"
anyone who dons the jersey is destined to destroy everything around them including themselves to reach higher "folds"
a "fold" is given to someone after they senselessly kill a large amount of people, the amount required is increased every fold which can be expressed with the equation kills(fold) = fold∑i=1 8i

Random Guy: "The Infinity Franchise is stupid."
Random Drunk Guy: "I agree"

Infinity Franchise by Alex Churchland November 17, 2022

infinity plus three 

The biggest number known to all mankind. Very useful when dealing with friends that think that they can out do anyone with saying infinity infinity plus two to the guy who thinks that infinity plus one is the biggest number. May be the answer to all existing problems.

infinity plus three put to use in a normal everyday occurence:

Sally: did you know that kazillion is the biggest number ever?
Joe: Nu-uh, infinity is!
Sally: Kazillion!
Steve: As a matter of fact, it's infinity plus one!
Sally: KAZILLION!
Joe: There's no such thing!
Bob Saget: You're all wrong, the world's biggest number is infinity plus TWO!
Sally: KAZILLION! (dies from heart attack)
Joe: (Asks Bob Saget for autograph)
Steve: (confused)
God: Foolish humans, the world's biggest number is of course, INFINTY(pause) PLUS (pause) THREE!
Sally: (twitching with last remnants of life)
Joe: (shoves Bob Sagot autograph down Sally's throat)
Steve: (kicks Sally's head checking if she's alive)
Bob Sagot: (Slaps his knee) Wouldn't this be even funnier it were on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
God: Yes.

infinity plus three by It's true November 16, 2007

Infinity Docking 

Infininty docking is a homosexual act where two males engage the art of docking, however in a unique position. The first male is positioned on his hands and knees. The second male then assumes the same position, although he must face in the opposite direction. The two males then grab their partner's ankles with a firm yet sensual grasp. The two extremely homosexual and homoerotic males then create an angle of, 45 degrees with respect to the desired coordinate axis, toward each other with their pelvises. The lead and more agressively dominant male then inserts his erect penis into the foreskin of his erect partner's penis. Thus creating the visualization of the common mathimatical symbol used to represent infinity. From this point the two males then begin to thrust gently, yet passionately, while singing Phil Collins lyrics to each other. This act continues until climax or until the two males realize how gay they are and enter a state of mental disorder.

If both males have been circumsized then a docking sleve may be purchased and used.

Lance and Edwardo grew tired of attenting the usual rusty trombone parties that occured Milhouse's residence so the decided to pick up a box of wine coolers and try infinity docking.

Infinity Docking by Lance Power December 4, 2009

infinity plus two 

Bigger than infinity plus one.

I win infinity plus one times!

I win infiniy plus two.

NOOOOOO!

infinity plus two by anonymous June 24, 2005

Infinity War Depression 

That Depressing Feeling You Get After Watching 'The Avengers: Infinity War'. Mainly Because Of The Ending.

Toby: I Saw Infinity War Last Night.
Eric: Oh Cool, How'd You Like It?
Toby: It Was Cool, But Now I Have 'Infinity War Depression'

Infinity War Depression by Tsukinae June 9, 2018

infinity dick

When you are boning and so drunk that you have an erection, but never climax. The point just before whiskey dick.

John had infinity dick, I had to call 911 after 4 hours.
If Batman had infinity dick, Gotham would be fucked.

infinity dick by Streamlined May 14, 2016

Infinity Jerk 

When two groups circle jerk while yelling at each other about circle jerking.

Dave and Rob both complained on the internet about each others Circle Jerking and their conversation became a Infinity Jerk.

Infinity Jerk by Slade W November 18, 2016