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gut infection

A bacterial infection of the bowel,

easily treated with antibiotics, but often misdiagnosed.

It is more prevalent in elderly, sicker people, and those taking certain antibiotics and anti-reflux medication,

however it is becoming more common among fit, young people.

synonym: Clostridium difficile
some symptoms: Crippling stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea, lethargy,...
-Mom, I'm having diarrhea and stomach cramps!

I see, we must go to the doctor it must be a gut infection, told you to be careful with what you eat!
by LaaCarteronne December 10, 2013
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Joey Infection

A infection caused when a man named joey touches you or aids.
Joey touched my dick yesterday and now I have the Joey Infection.
by Nutsackeaters September 13, 2017
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Oversized Infectious Woobstick

Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
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Vorheest Infection

A viscous bacterial infection of the women’s coochie; named after a specific and original victim, the Vorheest Infection, in short, feels like battery acid and fire ant smoothie on your cooter.
“I cannot believe I am suffering from a Vorheest Infection... I should have stayed protected...”
by caitdawg April 19, 2021
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plumbing infection

whenever a fat mexican tells you to flush a fat lollipop down the toilet and then the fat lollipop gets stuck
Kenzie: this lollipop is gross
Zo: Flush it down the toilet

Kenzie: no thats gonna make a plumbing infection
by Drsteinscoat June 4, 2023
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Italian Yeast Infection

A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.
Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.
by fetusbob August 6, 2022
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K-ai infection

Pronunciation: Kay - y / Kai

Used synonymously with “K-ai fever”

When something is infected by K-ai, it either is, or will become Fortnite, or a Fortnite reference. There is no known cure for a K-ai infection/fever.
This party caught K-ai fever, I’m out of here.

It seems you’ve got a K-ai infectionI don’t know if we can be friends anymore.
by Colouur November 30, 2022
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