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closet bisexual

bisexuals who are in the closet or refuse to except that they are bisexual
Julie is a total closet bisexual !
by dicksoutforH September 12, 2016
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Closeted Gay

"Someone who hasn't outed their sexuality yet"
by uwufuuuuj August 30, 2017
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Closet Nymph

A girl who appears to be a prude, innocent, and conservative, but in reality she thinks of sex all the time and pictures dirty scenarios in her head throughout the day.
Stephanie: I literally can't stop thinking about sex, its all I can think about.

Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.
by The Secret Prude October 28, 2012
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Cry Closet

A quiet place where one can go to have a little personal time to regroup and compose themselves.
Dan: You really hurt Mark's feelings.

Ry: He'll get over it after a trip to the Cry Closet.
by BigDman August 19, 2013
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Closeted Republican

A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.
He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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closet donkey

When you have sex with a friend in a closet and discover he has a donkey size penis !
She couldn't believe that he was a closet donkey ! this whole time they could of been screwing!
by Lawles April 22, 2017
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closet fetishist

A person who does not speak openly or tell others he or she has a fetish, typically sexual.
I am a closet fetishist of feet.
by Closet Fetishist December 23, 2014
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