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idiocrazy

Crazy idiots. Close to adhocracy. Characterized by a civilization of general morons, ignorant fools, lazy pigs... And well, idiots.
I can't fucking believe I was born into this idiocrazy. Welcome to the Hussein-nation, it's the idiocrazy of the world in modern days.
by WieEinPierre'nstein September 3, 2009
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idiolocator

you are here
BOB: dude, where are we? And how do we get to the food court?

STEVE: ill check the idiolocator
by patricko16 August 1, 2010
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idioche

adjective: manner of acting or speaking in which someone sounds like an idiot, but thinks they are sophisticated and spot on; derived from the French language meaning ignorant pretention

noun: gross exaggeration or misinformation spoken with an air or belief of cosmopolitan, cultured or urbane worldliness

pronounced "id-ee-o-SHAY"
She thinks she's so smart and savvy. The things she says are completely off-base and idioche.

What a bunch of idioche! She doesn't know what she is talking about!
by pPOSH October 10, 2010
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Idiocite

A female between the age of thirteen and eighteen who exhibits the following characteristics:
- Corrects people's already correct grammar
- Wears bronzer that is far too dark for her skin
- Wears midriff-baring tops to events such as funerals and children's birthday parties
- ALWAYS, ALWAYS wears fringed moccasin boots
- Says things like "I'm very politically involved. I've been watching the presidential elections every two years since I was little!"
- Thinks that she can twerk
- Takes a huge number of selfies
- Wears "Viva la Juicy" by Juicy Couture

Idiocites travel in large herds, and their approach is often heralded by the tell-tale 'swish-swish' of the fringes on their mocassin boots. Avoiding Idiocites is an acquired skill, and can only ever be truly accomplished by constant vigilance, and avoiding the following areas:
- Starbucks
- High school girls' bathrooms
- Sephora
- Steve Madden outlet stores
- Under 21 clubs
Idiocite
Example A:
Alyssa: Hey, Mary, you should come to Starbucks with Janie and me after class.
Janie: You're so dumb, Alyssa! It's 'Janie and I'!
Mary: ...No. No it's not. Please refrain from correcting other people's grammar, until you yourself have a good handle on the English language. Idiotcite.

Example B:

Mark: ...Dude, did you hear that? *looks around fearfully*
Josh: No, what is it?
Mark: It's the swish-swish-swish of mocassin boots!
Josh: No! We are not going down today, man. I'm too young to die!
Mark: I'll make for the east exit, you take the south. We'll reconvene behind the football field.
Josh: If I don't make it, tell my mom I love her.
by cynincaloptimist September 1, 2013
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idiosphere

A portion of the troposphere where idiot pilots are known to fly.
This is not limited to below FL180. This region of space includes altitudes where most student pilots and cowboy pilots fly. Stratosphere pilots (e.g. SR-71 and U-2 pilots) and Exosphere pilots (e.g. Apollo, Soyuz, and Space Shuttle) experience only brief passages through the idiosphere before continuing to spheres of higher existence.
by BocaAVMemes December 9, 2013
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Idioselytizing

verb (used with or without object), idio·se·lyt·ize, idio·se·lyt·ize·d

1. Vitriolically lecturing other people about historical, political, and/or scientific topics that you yourself do not understand whatsoever.
2. Zealously parroting shallow (logically flawed) political dogmas in a highly moralistic tone.
Bob: Can we please change the channel? Rachel Maddow is idioselytizing nonstop about Russia.
Joe: Won't make a difference. CNN is idioselytizing 24/7 about Russia right now too.
Bob: Damn...
Joe: At least it's better than when they were idioselytizing about Trump's ice cream scoops.
Bob: Yeah dude, that was HELLA retarded!
Joe: Can't believe anyone watches this garbage propaganda anymore!
Bob: Me either!
by LingoStarr February 26, 2019
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idiocracist

A person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of lower intelligence, or who believes that a particular level of intelligence is superior to another.
His remarks and hatred towards people of lower intelligence led to him being called an idiocracist.
by ISterlingArcher September 11, 2019
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