IB

you think you’re getting into a good school, but in reality you’re going to a ghetto hell hole and you’re gonna have panic attacks and mental breakdowns weekly.

i swear to god, if i have to do one more IB criterion assignment i’m going to jump out a 15th story window into a bat of acid with hungry sharks swimming in it.

by stressydepressylemonzesty February 19, 2020

Ib

on TikTok this word means inspired by

this video is ib by so and so

by Quirky Emily✌️🤪 April 15, 2021

IB

A.K.A. International Baccalaureate - Programming aimed at the unnaturally bright population in an attempt to overload their brains. However, a true student will respond by adapting and earning their way through.

When present, maintain, but when thinking ib saying...

by Whimsically Stoic Nod July 22, 2016

ib's

acronym for Itchy Balls.

"dude, i got a case of the ib's, son."
"i told you not to sleep with shelia. she gave you crabs."
"damn."

by grantaclause December 17, 2007

IBS

Stands for "Itchy Balls Syndrome"

Omg Brian has IBS!

by brianshitface October 21, 2011

IB

Shool for the species of human with brains , that actually USE THEM .. the people in these types of school actually have a purpose and GOAL in life.. not like the fucking losers trying to diss it.. well you know what.. you can just fuck it .. cuz in the future.. all the IB people will be ordering from the drive through when you ask them'' fries with that maam'? '' .. basically IB is for peopel who dont smoke/crack/act like freaking losers -- .. IB is the future of the world, it challenges minds, and its there for benefit of all

Ib Rocks -- and if you have a problem with that.. you can go fuck yourself, cuz the world doesn't give a damn what lame trashy school you go to!

by Pissed off IB student from IB/ BARTOW September 9, 2004

IBS

This is a disease which affects women of age 13 and up. Symptoms of IBS (irritable bitch syndrome) include but are not limited to;

Yelling
Sarcasam
Cock Blocking
Scratching
Hitting
Complaining
Arrogance
Mood Swings

There is only one known cure for IBS. A protein shot injected as a vaginal, anal or oral insert.

(This disease also affects some males)

"WTF is her deal man? She yells at me for bringing her coffee?"

"Don't mind her, she's been diagnosed with IBS"

by Kidd Luck May 1, 2007