Hummingbird Vasectomy

The act of taking a caprisun straw from the packet, jamming it into your partners urethra while handcuffed to show your little wings flapping as you suck the nut deep from within the genitals.

"Did you hear about Mark and Milly's new bedroom passtime? he said that sometimes she likes to give him a hummingbird vasectomy to make him feel like a pretty flower."

by goatfetus June 23, 2023

The Hammond Theory

A theory of Universal existence popularized by Dr Hammond on his site, hammondtheory.com. In summary, it is essentially a logical explanation of how any conscious being can logically believe themselves to be a god.

(n.) :

My teacher, Mrs. Anderson, taught us about The Hammond Theory today.

by aaronha April 19, 2010

Strummin and Hummin

The act of a single individual playing the acoustic guitar and singing along at the same time. Usually in a casual setting such as campfire as opposed to a literal performance.

Danny - "What's up Man, what's crackin?"
Matt - "Not much, just drinking some beer, got some friends over just strummin and hummin."

by phrasee January 5, 2010

humongotacious

the perfect combination of quantity and taste in a meal

(portmanteau of humongous and delicious)

That steak was humongotacious.

by Yu Wong March 16, 2008

humongously

It can be said about something really, big, large, plus size, enormous. Humongous, per se.

You have a humongously large penis.

by One Lil Piggy September 14, 2010

Hummingshark

A cross between a hummingbird and a shark.

Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky. Jardoolian Moron is selling hummingshark merch right now.

by Octopimp16 December 21, 2018

Hummo

A Hummer automobile that has been modified into a stretch limousine. Comes from "Hummer" + "limo."

I was on my way into the club last night, when up pulled a Hummo and out stepped Gwen Stefani and her crew.

by Pete Briggs August 14, 2006