Houston Swerve

Slow, methodical curb-to-curb swerve popularized by the Houston rap scene.

Watch:
Mike Jones - Still Tippin'
Slim Thug - Wood Grain Wheel
Paul Wall - Sittin' Sidewayz

Paul: "Yo! Do the Houston Swerve."
Rick: "You out your damn mind?"
Paul: "No..."
Rick: "This is a fucking '86 Astro!"

by Swisha April 9, 2008

houstonfornication

Travis Scott went back to the future

Wanna go Astroworld do it for Houstonfornication

by Rylor January 19, 2020

Houston

To escalate into a fit of rage like no other, even beyond that of a Super Sayian, then to go about pulling a sword out of nowhere just over the pronunciation of your name.

Can also be shortened to Houso depending on the use within a sentence or context of conversation.

He got so angry he went full 'Houston' on that guy.

I can't believe he went home and got his sword out, he has gone full Houso!

Oh no, he is about to do a Houston. I don't know why, he was only called a Groppler.

by 1020Four October 17, 2013

houston shake

When a man is recieving head from a fair lass and upon arrival of his sexual climax (and or orgasm) shakes his penis at the girl blowing him and spreads his seed all over her unsuspecting face.

I Houston Shaked that girl un till she went blind.

by Charlie Sheppard January 23, 2006

Houstone

Is the nickname inner city Mexicans gave to Houston Texas.

You're from Houston?

Naw, we call it Houstone.

by panchito May 12, 2007

Houston Jetpacked

You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...

Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker

Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!

Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!

Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"

by D-Hutch December 31, 2008

Houston Calls

A powerpop band from the kickass state of new jersey as in Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Currently signed to Drive-Thru Records. And one of my favorite bands of all time :D

* Thomas "Chitty" Keiger – vocals, guitar
* Jose Lopez — guitar, backup vocals
* Ryohei Richard "Okie" Okamoto – keyboards, backup vocals
* Jarrett Seltzer – bass
* Joshua Michael Grigsby – drums

Former members
* Tommie Clayton – drums
* Kenny Ryan – guitar

i commented houston calls on their myspace and they commented back!

by make.a.wish March 15, 2008