Tyler Hoch

To punch a whiney skinny kid in the face.

"Dude I totally Tyler Hoch'd this kid backstage because he wouldn't SHUT UP!"

by Awesomeforces October 30, 2009

batten down the hatches

Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.

Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.

Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.

by uvu November 19, 2007

Hatchy

When someone or something creates an awkward situation by saying or doing something socially unacceptable that may end all conversation, draw attention and create awkward silence. Side-effects of a hatchy situation may include nervously tugging on your collar, taking a deep sigh, or slowly shaking your head in embarrassment. When something is hatchy it is acceptable to say "hatchy" in any comical fashion. Hatch is a common alternative to hatchy and can be used in the same way.

Bob: "Bill, dont you freaking hate Mrs. Johnson, that bitch fails me on every paper!"

Bill: "That's my mom you dickhead"

Bob: (tugging on collar) "well this is hatchy..."

by ksmits45 September 9, 2010

hitchling

noun

a child void of religious indoctrination who is encouraged to read broadly and to seek the truth unapologetically

(In memoriam of Christopher Hitchens)

Her parents are skeptics, so they are raising her as a hitchling.

by Phaenarete December 18, 2011

Hoaching

Scottish term for " Really Busy"/ "Crowded"/ "Packed"

Emma, It's hoaching in here!

by livpemperpem February 20, 2011

Hotchmo

Coolest dude rollin into a bar...but only in his mind.

Look at that hotchmo.

Synonym: douchebag

by Lone Wolf BD April 4, 2017

hotchner

The sexiest man alive! The god of a man will give u the nailing of your life then make u waffles he will yell at you and make u horny well also making u feel like a queen he is dad and daddy

He is such a hotchner
Ik right!
Like the guy from criminal minds

by Gay_girl chicken whore❤ December 30, 2020