Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024

homemade elevator

An elevator that you make yourself.

I am a homemade elevator.

by HomemadeElebator August 26, 2023

Homemade BlowPop

You want to grab your personal fuck toy and shove it into your tail pipe. Proceed to strip and start up your vehicle. Return to the tail pipe and place your cock into the toy. Pullout out your homemade blow pop!

Timothy was craving something to lick, so he decided to try out the homemade blowpop!

by Teeg97 July 24, 2022

Homemade-THOT

When a Thottie is no ordinary and you KNOW she is homemade.

Callum, you should leave her alone bro she not just a thot she a Homemade-THOT.

by StayAwayThottie May 10, 2018

Homemade Goodness

Material or things made by someone who isn’t very well known and makes it themselves and is somewhat independent.

Usually it applies to artists who are either up-and-coming, not popular yet, or are already popular but not mainstream Level.

I love independent and up-and-coming artists and chefs. So much homemade goodness.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018