knight's helmet

When you rest your balls on someone's forehead, then run your shaft down the middle of their face.

Cindy was feeling vulnerable and requested the protection of the knight's helmet from Mark.

by Can you WooWooWoo?! May 8, 2022

F hole

In the musical world it is know as the acoustic holes to the left and right of the fingerboard and bridge. Not to be confused with the dirty minded other interpretations

Don't stick anything in my f hole you might break my instrument.

by Ryvisch August 10, 2016

booty-hole

(Noun) Asshole; bunghole; rectum.

Whenever prompted or suggestively requestedly, Nikki would slide his cock in Shannon’s booty-hole. No matter which orifice he was in, so long as it was Shannon’s he seemed to always be sated.

by Nikki Stixx January 21, 2021

Arse-hole Licence

If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.

Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!

Ben: Your face is nasty!

David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.

Ben: Awww what?!

by ActiasLuna February 25, 2009

click hole

Much like a black hole, but for the Internet. One click leads you to the next which leads you to the next which leads into the next. And the next thing you know, eight hours has passed and you don't exactly know how you got where you are.

I got stuck in a click hole last night of endless puppy videos online. I'm buying a pomsky today.

by Samalamalamalama November 8, 2015

Helmet Smashing

The act of two circumcised males banging their penises together tip to tip

Hamilton and Chubb went into the woods to do a little docking, but to their dismay neither of them had a foreskin, so instead they engaged in a spirited bout of helmet smashing.

by theHamSlice June 2, 2010

army helmet

When your just a tip and dont have a penis just a tip.

Gary pulled down his pants after swimming and everyone saw his army helmet and laughed at him.

by HazenCory January 11, 2008