Hobbit Queen

Furry toed bitch

The Hobbit Queen is trying to call me again!

by Low life tech scum May 6, 2009

honiton massive

a group of lads that hang outside the volly - taking ease and shagging threes. sniffing lines and shagging nines. wear an adidas tracksuit.

I met these guys at the volly, they were certainly part of Honiton massive

by anonlol333 November 27, 2018

Hobbit Ladder

A hobbit ladder is what a short person calls a step stool

Hey Bilbo, I can't reach the top shelf, can you grab the hobbit ladder?

by crypticsage August 30, 2020

Hobbitefeet

Hobbitefeet is a word to describe someone with small feet. It is a combination of the word hobbit, petite, and feet. The word hobbit because they are know for having unusually big feet but it is combined with petite which is french meaning small. Then feet added to the end because a) it is about feet and b) it sounds really good.

Person1: that person has Hobbitefeet

by Jazzyjasmina February 17, 2021

Hobbitharlot

Bilbo Baggins but slutty.

Gandalf: Oh my gawdddd did you go to mike’s house last night?

Bilbo: yes girl, it was inverted though ;)

Gandalf: You’re such a hobbitharlot

by she_a_freak_she_a_baddie November 2, 2023

Turd Hobbit

When a person is so mean, that they actually inhabit the excrement that they are.

"That Lori is a real Turd Hobbit. She probably has a whole Turd Shire ."

by Bakergirl8 September 2, 2017

jizz hobbit

A short hairy person that likes bukkake.

Or basically the same as being a cum dumpster.

1. Frodo and Sam are such jizz hobbits!
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!

3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”

by Scribbles1989 December 9, 2017