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Hobbit Rocket 

The act of blowing snot up a person's butthole.
Alexis gave me the worst hobbit rocket last night i had snot in my ass for an entire hour.
Hobbit Rocket by superfastjojo March 27, 2011

hobbit bang 

man can Corey M hobbit bang
hobbit bang by Gordo2006 July 30, 2008

hobbit-high 

the state of extreme excitement and talkativeness after seeing a highly anticipated movie in theaters, similar to a sugar- or adrenaline-rush.
"After going to the midnight premiere of Catching Fire, we left the movie theater on a Hobbit-high."

"We were so Hobbit-high, we spent three hours breaking down and analyzing the movie."

"I'm going to be so Hobbit-high I won't be able to fall asleep."
hobbit-high by genlynne23 December 11, 2013

Hobbit foot 

Visual description of a hairy bush or sascrotch that looks eerily similar to the top of a Hobbit's hairy foot.
That hippie girl probably has a Hobbit foot under that tye-dye dress.
Hobbit foot by Big Jared May 11, 2014

Hobbit Bobbit

A small woman who likes to give head
"Man that hobbit bobbit sure can suck a dick."

Hobbit Bobbit by 848421115111 December 14, 2007

hobbit house party 

AKA hhp, a party involving a group of sixth form students, who have nothing better to do than on occassion go around a group member's house + eat junk food and drink beer aswell as playing on Pro Evolution Soccer and Mario games...

This often involves the so called hobbits; Potter, tinki, robbin' phones, Popinho + occassionally mike.
Hobbit 1: hey lets have an HHP coz my parents are away
Person: A hobbit house party? Wikid
Hobbit 1: You just sed 'wikid', go home loser
Person: At least im not a 'Hobbit'
Hobbit 1: Ok, it's 'go time'... (calls all other hobbits)
Hobbit 2: Whos disrespectin' the Hobbit name? Time for a good ol' fashioned Hobbit ass woopin'
Hobbit 3: Nah lets just go eat
Hobbit 1 + 2: Ok