Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich

A situation where something is rotten in the state of Denmark, your jester is clearly dead, or your uncle has clearly murdered your dad and married your mom.

Horatio: Dude, is this Yorick?!
Steve: Shit ... I didn't order this Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich!

by ThingNamer2000 September 20, 2016

Halette

Loveable, smart, peacful

Halette is the nicest girl in the world

by Crisral March 15, 2017

hadlet

It seems as if She is a goddess, and she is

Hadlet the goddess is lit

by Hadletthegoddess April 11, 2019

faux hawlet

A combination of a faux hawk and a faux mullet.

That kid is rocking a pretty sweet faux hawlet.
I see faux hawlets are becoming a popular hairstyle.

by silentexuberance September 22, 2012

bloody hazleton

A form of mutual masturbation, in which heavily menstruating woman hangs upside-down while her male partner masturbates her. He catches any falling menstrual blood with his penis, which his partner uses as lubricant to masturbate him.

"Nothing makes my nuts bust, quite like a bloody hazleton."

--Jack Palance

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Harlet

Harlet is the name of a now-defunct band (as opposed to harlot, which means a prostitute or loose woman).

Todd Hall from Harlet has a 4-octave vocal range. No, seriously, he does.

by BigDoodle August 8, 2009

Hazletucky

Yet another derogatory name for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Derived from Hazleton and Pennsyltucky.

Fucking rednecks in Hazletucky always calling every Latino an illegal alien. I'll tell ya.

by cunt nugget of the year March 20, 2012