Hazletucky

Yet another derogatory name for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Derived from Hazleton and Pennsyltucky.

Fucking rednecks in Hazletucky always calling every Latino an illegal alien. I'll tell ya.

by cunt nugget of the year March 20, 2012

HazelTucky

Hazel Park, Michigan. Named Hazeltucky because everybody sports mullets, drives rustangs, pick up trucks, wears wife beaters and drinks Old Milwaukee beer. Drop out rate in schools is high, most graduates and drop outs resort to drugs, and continue living with their parents.

Tucky was added at the end, because majority of the residents migrated from kentucky.

What does a Hazeltucky girl do when she gets up in the morning? Goes home.

by Phil Achio June 14, 2006

Hazeltuckey

Backwoods hillbilly town known for creating people of impeccable character, incredible humor, and dashing good looks.

If everyone would have grown up in Hazeltuckey Heaven would be here on Earth.

by Smitrick February 7, 2010