hanness

Only used solve in math test

I hannessed the math test

by w dwDFSDDW November 1, 2023

Loaf Harness

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010

aj haynes

The type of guy that gives his attention to a girl he really likes but theres always an ex making him fall back often tall with nice eyes and a good personality. If he once told u he liked u believe because he ment it!

Aj will often always go back to the past instead of moving foward with something new. Ever kissed a haynes man ? Well now he cant get u out his mind becarful because hes very flip flopy

Hey aj haynes

Whats up with the new girl
Shes amazing but shes just not to caring
*message from ex * hi

Do u like her

My ex? Yea shes great

by randomtopics September 25, 2013

Hairy Harness

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.

So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!

by twatsnack July 21, 2016

chartreuse harness

The ominous feeling your goat is being fucked in a field somewhere

I suddenly feel like a chartreuse harness.

by Wordpornographer May 20, 2016

susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators

Susan Haynes is not a nice person

by Wildfires December 21, 2017

joshua haynes

the creepy stalker standing behind you

he's moved to the window now...
he's watching from outside

joshua haynes is a tall bloke with a low level of relatability

"is that guy behind me joshua haynes?"

"try not to think about it"

by EScrooge January 19, 2018