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Handfish

1. When the weather is hot and you have no aircon, then go to jack off but get interrupted and forget about it. Then don’t shower for a day and next time you get your dick out it’s kinda got a sweaty film over it and smells nasty

2. Rare type of aquatic animal that has somehow avoided going extinct despite only living on a few specific reefs off coast of Hobart in Tasmania and having the water constantly fucked up by salmon farms and then sewage ending up in water whenever it rains heaps (coz that’s how we do things)
1. I went to pee but had mad handfish dick so tried to clean it in the sink

2. Handfish are cool they walk on the bottom of the ocean on their hands <3
by hoomuzu March 22, 2026
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Hanami

Refers to a character in "Jujutsu Shenanigans" with no fucking counterplay whatsoever.
dominic: "What the fuck?! Who gave Hanami a move that disables evasive gain for 10 seconds, a special that disables your dash and stuns you, and a nearly uncounterable uppercut?!"
by dominic99uu8 March 22, 2026
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slovakian handfisher

A woman who lives at a port and charges seamen for handjobs which she saves the ejaculate for her mouth and eats that for her main protein.
Brandy is a Slovakian handfisher.
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Simon Handfield

Simon Handfield is a certified punk
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