hammock rule

the rule that says it is impossible to be unhappy when you are on a hammock.

Things that follow the hammock rule:
- Hammocks
- Trampolines
- The Big Bang Theory theme song
- Bouncy castles
- Glow Sticks
- Glow in the dark stars
- Helium
- Silly string
- The Planets
- 11:11
- Calvin and Hobbes
- "Bazinga!"
- Monsters Inc
- Meet the Robinsons
- The Incredibles
- Art Attack
- Nutella
- Toaster Strudels

by Sharpshooter761 December 20, 2010

Fart Hammock

Underwear

“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”

by Memelyn January 9, 2021

haemorrhoid aisle

As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.

"He likes to take it up the haemorrhoid aisle"

by Amy1993 April 6, 2010

hamm jam

the glorious combination of a Hamm’s tallboy (born of the sky blue waters) with a precious allocation of Jamison Irish whiskey (poet juice) Well travelled humans have been know to refer to a hamm jam as the ‘fountain of youth’

How was your Monday night? Well, I consumed three hamm jams and woke up in the park. Now I’m a better human.

by marcsu October 14, 2018

Hamborger

The hamborger is said to taste like ur mum ಠ_ಠ.

I ate a hamborger whilst unsubbing to t-seiries

by FaZe hamborur June 12, 2019

hamdodger

slang for jewish person

Abe can't make it, it's the high holidays and he's a hamdodger.

by C.H. #23 May 29, 2008

Hamcock

Gettin your bone on while on a Hammock. Potentially only used while down the shore in LBI, NJ.

Guy: Where'd that dude Sam go with my girl?
Guy 2: I think he's out givin your girl the HAMCOCK!!!

by ONLYNOD July 6, 2011