Kiersten : Tonight I think I will wash my hair and take a hot bubble bath then slip on a pair of Hanes socks and just chill on the couch with Jake I can suck his dick while he rubs my pussy!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in socks! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Steve : Oh God Jake's dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kaylee : KNOCK IT OFF PERVES!
Kiersten : It's ok Kaylee let the boy's perve on me!
Kaylee : Fine then show them your Hanes bra & panties!
Kiersten : Well Kaylee you may cover your pussy and mosquito bites with that crap but I wear Victoria Seceret's myself!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in sexy underwear Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhh! Oh crap I poped a nut!
Kaylee : Oh God So Gross!
Steve : So Kaylee how about you show us your sexy Hanes panties and training bra! (wink)
Kaylee : Get lost before I give you a fuckin wedgie!
Steve : Well thank god I wear depends!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in socks! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Steve : Oh God Jake's dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kaylee : KNOCK IT OFF PERVES!
Kiersten : It's ok Kaylee let the boy's perve on me!
Kaylee : Fine then show them your Hanes bra & panties!
Kiersten : Well Kaylee you may cover your pussy and mosquito bites with that crap but I wear Victoria Seceret's myself!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in sexy underwear Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhh! Oh crap I poped a nut!
Kaylee : Oh God So Gross!
Steve : So Kaylee how about you show us your sexy Hanes panties and training bra! (wink)
Kaylee : Get lost before I give you a fuckin wedgie!
Steve : Well thank god I wear depends!
by SlopNChop October 14, 2018
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2) Something that occurs that can be described only by few words.
2) Something that occurs that can be described only by few words.
1) "Well all that can be said about that party is that it was absolutely hayness. People everywhere, dude i couldn't tell where the keg was, it was in rotation of rooms."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."
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An old school classic deep vee boat , built solid and rides silky smooth.
I'm the definition of what is expected from a boat .
My name will echo thru the ages.
I'm the definition of what is expected from a boat .
My name will echo thru the ages.
Did you see the Haines hunter jumping over waves the other day?
That boat is dope as fuck.
"Anyone who owns an Old school Haines hunter has got their shit together"
Did you see that Haines hunter whip rings around all them pretend boats?
Poor bastards never stood a chance .
That boat is dope as fuck.
"Anyone who owns an Old school Haines hunter has got their shit together"
Did you see that Haines hunter whip rings around all them pretend boats?
Poor bastards never stood a chance .
by Old school HH October 14, 2017
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2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.
Terry ate so much bacon that he tried to get on a kids ride at the theme park, must have been hamnesia, the fat fuck.
by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018
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by darkfruits1 May 21, 2018
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Girl: I promise I'll be better to you than she was.
Girl: I promise I'll be better to you than she was.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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