Husbandry

hus·band·ry
/ˈhəzbəndrē/

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noun
The act of going balls to the wall to become the best husband on the planet. Commitment to care, cultivation, and evolution of your marriage.

Seth is so committed to the art of husbandry, that he has zero chance of losing half his shit. Seth has mad husbandry skillz.

by Seddy Mazel August 21, 2020

National husband day

The national day for every husbands

A day of extra love for them

Celebrate this day by giving your husband a lot of love

Happy national husband day!

by Journalist Eve apple August 5, 2021

Husband

1. A man that you love (unless you want a divorce)
2. Usually the father of the kids or an amazing step father

3.somebody you want to have sex with (unless you want to divorce or is crap in bed )
4.someone who is probably scared of you.
5. Someone you love to annoy
6. Someone who will love you even if your in a bad mood or don't have makeup on.

7.someone you would die for .

I love my husband he cares for me even if I'm being a turd

by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 18, 2017

Good husband

One who doesn’t text, sext, flirt , call , hide phone number s, secret social media accounts with other women.

When I got married I thought I had a Good Husband....

by Mrs. JMFH2 November 9, 2017

Husband

A leader to his wife and warrior for his family. He exudes strength. Honor will have meaning. He will protect his wife and family from harm, he confirms his bond to her with tokens and gifts to show all he knows that he is serious about the woman that he has selected. He will profess his love for her with a commitment. He will provide food, shelter and safety. A husband will protect you at all cost. He will share his dreams and fears with his wife to bond. He will easily love her and desire a family with her. He's selfless with his partner and make tough choices for the good of his family. He will love his wife passionately and in return she will be all encompassing

With tears of joy she has taken a new husband.

by Onlyaladywilldo March 5, 2018

karen's husband

Jeff or Steve, joins his obnoxious wife Karen in demanding to see a manager over the slightest perceived imperfection in service. Wears his socks pulled up with New Balance shoes (don't confuse him with your regular dad-type), drives a Hummer or oversized vehicle and takes up several parking spots every time. Will scream at you if you step on his lawn and won't tip if he thinks you're gay.

Karen's husband: Noun, verb
Manager to server: That Jeff wants you fired for bringing coffee that wasn't hot enough, even though it was fresh out of the carafe.

by MotherOfLesbians May 31, 2020

husband beater

form-fitting white ribbed tank top also known as a wife beater, but worn by females.

Girl 1: i went to target the other day and bought a 3-pack of husband beaters!
Girl 2: omg! give me one!

by goober412893729138 July 12, 2008