HP 

(noun) short form of "hippo" (The King of Rubbish)
(adjective) smart; tall; handsome; good

"HPs are kind and friendly, their favorite food is gua." or "My computer loads very fast, it's so hp."
Hippo kingdom for life

HP by Hippo🦛 January 10, 2021

HP 

From french: habileté de la pensée. Used in the grading systems across french Canadian schools. used to reference someone's intelligence or a power move using a lot of iq. Often used sarcastically.

Bob: i put a mattress under the window so the girl can get out when my gf gets home
kyle: HP

HP by Yeetors May 31, 2021

HP 

a Homophobe

"Stupid fucking HP"

HP by wIGZZ June 29, 2021

Hp 

The short from Spanish sentence hija de puta (son of a slut)

What a hp! I hate you

Hp by CoolLalivbsmart 😎🤟 August 19, 2021

Hp 

Happily pimpin

"Hey, are you single?"

"No I'm Hp right now"
"Oh dang, well call me when your done with that"

Hp by It's.totally_not.lynese October 16, 2021

hp 

how much battery your phone has :)

My phone is at 1 hp!!

hp by wenis2938743 December 23, 2021

HP 

Some one that has a "Hamster Penis." or a micro dick measuring 5in. And below

Man Austins girl friend sure dose love his HP.

HP by GO egavas VA November 18, 2022