High Priestess: the supreme leader of a small neo-pagan group, esp. a coven.
The HP consults with the HPS, but is subordinate to her.
by HuachucaKid February 26, 2019
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a brand that is named after what it runs on "hoe piss"
miss teacher why does my computer say 'hp'
cause the computer runs on hoe piss
by Gucci Gang Gueen January 16, 2019
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Horse Person Syndrome, or HPS is a human disorder found among persons within equestrian communities.
Bob: Carol just sold her horse to me and expects still expects to be able to visit her it whenever she feels like it.

Jon: Well what do you expect? She's HPS.
by jonwalled November 28, 2016
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Have Problems; Need Cash

Used when trying to get money in sticky situations
Bank Teller: What can I do for you?
Customer: hp;nc
by jimbuck May 1, 2010
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A classic pairing within the Harry Potter fanfiction world. This is a shortened term for Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy. This is put in the story's summary to indicate that the characters come into a romantic situation together. This is a very popular pairing in fanfictions because of the angst and hatred that builds up between them. It makes for a very good plot and WAS very original way back when people were only up to the second book.
Story Summary Example:

"Defying Daddy": Draco doesn't know what to do with his new feelings and urges. He doesn't know what to say to a ready and willing Harry Potter when he asks him for more than a kiss...HP/DM
by kydie November 27, 2005
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A subspecies of partially retarded Homo sapiens that are trusted with one's Hewlett-Packard notebooks, desktops, et cetera
"HP support should die"

"HP support professionals should be laid off before circuitcity goes down"
by Summer Osama Khanfar March 30, 2009
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1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.
1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ printers.
by towlie October 2, 2002
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