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hoseok

jung hoseok is everyons sunshine. he's our hope, he's our angel..j-hoooooooope
by min yoongi's wife July 7, 2018
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I don't hold a hose

Australian slang for 'not my fucking job'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.
'Could you help me finish these reports? I'm snowed under and the deadline is tonight.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'
by Kero400420 December 10, 2020
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Hosetta Stone

A Hosetta Stone is a formerly, lava hot lover, who is now cold as a stone.
Since they broke up, Susie is so cold to Juan that she is his Hosetta Stone.
by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016
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Hosegood

The act of accidentally ejaculating into your own eye whilst masturbating laying on your back.
Guy 1 - Dude what's with the eye patch? You peacocking tonight?

Guy 2 - No man, i was having a tug in bed last night, mum walked in unannounced and i hosegooded myself
by TNEames December 6, 2012
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hoshi

“omg did u see her she was acting like such a Hoshi! girl was roaring
by hoshisvg May 8, 2021
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Hosetility

Hosetility is the angry and hostile some treat an ex-hookup partner after the fun is done.
Susie treated Juan like dirt after their post holiday party hookup; there was great hosetility!
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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Like A Hostess

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream
Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!
by SlopNChop July 26, 2016
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