hootie the owl

A sexual favor which entails "hooting" (like an owl) into a persons anus to ilicit pleasurable sensations.

Hooker: "If you want a hummer that'll cost you $50.00 if you want me to mix things up with a hootie the owl that'll be another $100.00."

by ßåd Âss May 27, 2006

hooty booty

farting, especially loud and/or repetitive farting over a long period of time, usually brought on by spicy or exotic foods.

Man, after that third bowl of chili, I got a bad case of the hooty booty - the wife made me sleep on the couch all weekend until I got over it.

by chaos_wolf April 10, 2010

hootie cows

Two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. They can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.

Sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.

by Sybil4 November 1, 2006

hooty hoo

who-tee who ___ -verb 1.to fuck; 2.to consume enormous amounts of alcohol. -noun 1.a skeezin ass girl:-an expression 1. to be extremely excited about something, any other words are unnecessary: HOOTY HOOOOOO

1. Last night I hooty hooed with my boo. 2. Hey poons, let's hooty hoo tonight at Brittaney and Anne's! 3.Did you see that hooty hoo over there giving you a dirty look?!

by Alex Roderick October 17, 2006

hootie tooter

Birthday party favor for small children. Blow in one end and the other end unrolls and makes a loud squawking noise. Sometimes there is a feather or tinsel on the end.

Blow that hootie tooter in my face again and I will shove it up your ass.

by your mom's other face December 4, 2011

Hootie Period

Hootie Period (who-tee peer-ee-uhd) n. The time in which "country girls", exclusively date black men. These women typically experience this between the ages of 18 & 25 but have been known to do so well into their golden years. These tend to fluctuate sporadically, depending on the privilege & status levels of said "country girl". Not to be confused with the sexual move/position, in which a large black man deflowers a little woman whilst wearing a cowboy hat & ass-less chaps.

Billie Jo: "Didja see Mary Ann and her new Cowboy Troy yesterday? She getta bigger one ev'ry six months!"
Laurel: "Oh, she jus goin' thru her Hootie Period. Ma'ma just ended hers after Tyreese was born."

by Victor Mateo Trench December 31, 2014

hootie man

a glass pipe used to smoke dope (meth)

you can smoke it from the hootie man or u can do a line

by ananymos November 15, 2007