designated hitter

someone who masturbates while watching two men have sex with each other

"Brock and Mike were having sex and they wanted me to join in, but I was only comfortable being a designated hitter."

by matty fantastic September 10, 2005

heavy-hitter

Someone who manages to have an unusually large number of sexual encounters.

Dan: "Aren't you seeing one of those girls from the coffee shop too? Jen or Liz?"
Jon: "Yeah man."
Dan: "Oh nice, which one?"
Jon: "Both."
Dan: "Damn, dude. Fuckin' heavy-hitter over here."

by boringoldorange January 5, 2018

Heavy Hitter

Heavy Hitter: A fat and/or heavy set woman. Typically a Heavy Hitter is a fat woman who takes an unwanted interest in you. Can also be a chubby or fat girl with stalkerish & clinger ways because shes fat and desperate for attention.

Example #1: "I just joined a dating website and the only chick that messaged me back was a heavy hitter."

Example #2: Friend: Hey man how was the action at the bar last night? Me: "Kinda sucked, only heavy hitters on the prowl"

Example #3: Friend: "Hey bro who's that fat chick following you around?" Me: "Just some heavy hitter I've been banging to keep the rust off."

by Mr.Mittens February 25, 2019

sauce hitter

a person who doesn't realize/can't admit they have a huge problem being a gas wholesaler/pundit themselves

criticizing a sauce hitter won't get them to improve themselves.

by Sexydimma December 2, 2019

figure hitter

a females side line man, or second boyfriend that is really good in bed

"My main man is not good in bed, so I'm going to go meet my figure hitter"

by kaween nikki June 18, 2009

Double-Hitter

When you get hit with hotness then get hit with cuteness

I saw double-hitter today

by CamoCutieRae January 8, 2014

Pig-Hitter

1. a stoner who tends to demand first hits on all bowls of weed and intercepts the joint/bong as it's being passed to steal an extra hit; pig-hitters also sneak hits in private before the official smoking begins to achieve a head-start on their high

2. used to describe an individual who converts an entire bowl of weed to ash before they pass the bong to the next person and take larger hits than their fellow stoners

3. one who abuses and beats pigs

Bob: *cough* Here, Gus, it's your turn.
John: Don't mind if I do!
Gus: Dude! You already went! It's my turn now!
Bob: Gosh, John, you're such a pig-hitter!

Dude1: What the...why is the bowl finished already?
Dude2: Aw sorry man, I can be such a pig-hitter sometimes.

Dude1: hey, why is my pig all bruised and shit?
Dude2: well, I got kinda bored and decided to beat it.
Dude1: what?! I never took you for a pig-hitter!

by musicalmisanthropist July 25, 2012