boringoldorange's definitions

the hog

A familiar term for a remarkably large penis, usually used to express a respect for its size, or a deep-rooted desire to gobble it.

Example 1:
Mark: "Ya know man I gotta say, the hog looks good! I mean DAMN good. Heavy-hitting as of late?"
John: "Ha! Thanks dude. Yeah, you know the hog, he's just always putting his nose where it don't belong."
Example 2:
Brooke: "Ho. Ly. Fuck. I forgot to ask. Did you see John at the game yesterday?"
Vanessa: "Uhhm no. He was wearing like, really tight joggers and my eyes literally never left the hog."

by boringoldorange January 4, 2018

new-age tail

A woman (or women) of sexual interest, that prefer alternative approaches to traditional Western culture, and have interest in spirituality, mysticism, holism, and environmentalism.

Frank: "Cults are great for attracting new age tail."
Dee: "Guys, you can't go straight to fixing apartments and getting young, new-age tail. You can't do that. That takes years of brain-washing."

by boringoldorange January 5, 2018

heavy-hitter

Someone who manages to have an unusually large number of sexual encounters.

Dan: "Aren't you seeing one of those girls from the coffee shop too? Jen or Liz?"
Jon: "Yeah man."
Dan: "Oh nice, which one?"
Jon: "Both."
Dan: "Damn, dude. Fuckin' heavy-hitter over here."

by boringoldorange January 5, 2018