hair straightener

A haircare tool that looks like a pair of barbecue tongs. There are two bits of metal on the inside of the 'tongs', and when you plug the straightener in, flick 'On', and select how hot you want it to go, the bits of metal will become extremely hot. DO NOT be a dumbass and grab the wrong side (I've never done that - ahem). Brush your hair out, add some heat protection balm or spray if you don't want your hair to fry, and then select a half-inch amount of hair, and clamp the two sides of the straightener together, running down the hair. Do this a few times and the hair will be left looking straight. The hotter the setting, the straigher your hair will be, but it will also be more damaging. Hair straightening is easier on thin hair than thick hair.

When the straightening is finished, mist your hair with hair spray, gloss sheen, a/o other styling products. If it's a misty or humid day outside your hair will instantly puff up and frizz as soon as you step outside -- this is why you need to make sure you're straightening your hair on a day that is pretty dry and sunny.

Your straight hair will last until you take a shower and wash your hair. If you're lucky, the hair will be left in the exact same condition as you started out with. If you're not so lucky, your hair will be left looking like you stuck a finger in an electric socket until you go to the hairdresser and get a deep conditioning treatment.

The best hair straighteners to use are the ceramic ones. The ionic ones are good too, and let's not forget the mother of all hair straightners, CHI.

by Angelacia July 7, 2007

hair-trigger shitter

You hear of the long and strenuous crap battles that ppl have (Clinton had constipation that lasted a month, Randy feels like vommiting after pushing out his shit but gets nowhere). This word is for the people that take fairly quick shits, your in and out in a jiffy. You get the relieving feeling of emptying out your bowels but in a timely and concise manner.

You see that guy over there.....he is a hair-trigger shitter, he holds the record for shitting as quick as possible.

by goq2 September 16, 2007

hair flip

The act of flipping one's hair over one's shoulder to convey a dismissive sentiment, acknowledge a compliment, or assert one's sassy nature.

Deciding she had no time for such low quality banter Katie hair flipped, spot turned on her heels, and strutted away.

by Simone101 September 22, 2016

Hair Sniffer

An individual who has a fetish for sniffing peoples hair. The habitual hair sniffer will often try to sneak a sniff or whiff any chance they have. The hair sniffer thinks he is being covert, but the victim is left disgusted and violated.

There is senile old man who was just at the white-house, he was seen groping children and sniffing their hair, we call him the hair sniffer

by HideYOURkids-BIDENisINtown November 21, 2020

hair to grow on the palm of your hand

When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.

Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

hair bra

'Hair bra' (also spelled 'hairbra') is a term used when a girl covers her naked breasts with her hair, as to prevent seeing her nipples, often deliberately.

- "I would have seen her full frontal if she hadn't wore a hair bra!"
- "You know, that's why I like short-haired girls..."

by DimiT April 6, 2010

Hair Chair

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Hair Chair.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008