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goober gobbler

A cum-guzzler. A pickle park prostitute. Trucker slang; a queer.
That goober gobbler has been advertising on the cb radio all night long!
by eriks1971 November 9, 2009
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Penis Gobbler

A fruit roll-up like editable condom, when expired causes hallucinations
this chick ate a penis gobbler off my dick and she got mad sick.
by xacy83 February 21, 2011
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knob gobbler

A person who enjoys sucking cock so much, that they truly go overboard.
By "overboard" I mean slobbering all over the cock (or drool dripping onto it), as well using their teeth (or gums if no teeth) to munch and knaw on the head. This knob gobbling technique is usually performed by women (or men for that matter) who have not had a cock to suck on for quite a while, or a prostitue who is being paid to suck the cock in this type of fashion (commonly found with no teeth).
"gee-whiz, that prostitute was a fabulous knob gobbler: she salivated all over my cock and gave a great gumjob while she was at it"
by Bossplaya February 15, 2005
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Gobblered

When someone grabs a guy's balls from behind, in between his legs, and lifts. The guy is suspended in the air momentarily and isn't sure what to do. Usually, he jumps.
That guy just got gobblered, he didn't even know what to do!!!!!!
by meeper3x February 23, 2010
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Gummy Gobbler

A lady who loves to fellate, but is so old she has lost her teeth, and so only has gums.
"She was old enough to be my gran, but I just closed my eyes, and I couldn't tell she was a gummy gobbler.
by ezydriver March 8, 2008
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Gobbler

1. Someone who eats a lot and/or quickly.

2. Slang for a turkey (bird) because of the sound they make.
Bandit is such a gobbler, his food is gone almost instantly!

In Muskegon we have many gobblers (turkeys) roaming around looking for food. Yum, Thanksgiving!
by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017
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Gobbler

A term used for a student at Lancaster university when visiting York for the Roses tournament. The student then gets a bit excited and proceeds to provide oral services.

1) Communal Area is a must.
2) Party Rock Anthem should be played for maximum effect.
3) "EVERYDAY I'M GOBBLING" is the catchphrase for said student.
Boy: OMG IS THAT GIRL GIVING HIM A BLOWJOB?
Girl: *Comes up for air* "EVERYDAY I'M GOBBLING" *to the tune of party rock anthem*
Boy: Legend.
Boy 2: What a gobbler!!
Girl: *Continues to the task at hand (and mouth)*
by DrT09 October 14, 2011
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