The Pregnancy Craving Shield

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.

"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

gregnant

what you do to your cousin

Kev went down to the family reunion and got them all gregnant.

by Eggnard June 8, 2019

Pregnancy Craving

When you're craving a massive amount of cocaine will pregnant.

"I'm having a huge pregnancy craving right now"

"I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"

by Daddy Jack December 11, 2016

pregnancy blow

When a pregnant woman blows a guy because he can't get it the other way =)

Mazel tov Patrick! You have the pregnancy blow yet?

by DebacleDisaster August 19, 2011

pregnancy test sure

99.9% sure

Michael: Dude, don't play with me. Are you sure my girl is cheating on me?

Dave: I'm sorry man, but I'm pregnancy test sure.

by oldtobylongbottomleaf November 14, 2011

Gregnant

Gregnant. Is when you are pregnant but gregnant instead

Omg this guy got me gregnant

by Ray pin myners April 19, 2023

Matthew's Pregnancy

a pregnancy that comes to a boy
usually very uncommon

unless something happens....

Matthew's pregnancy

by BOBADABOB February 14, 2017