Gooched

To fuck something up or otherwise fail at an basic task. A term used typically by Canadians.

You: "Aw man, I always burn my fries when I make them!"
Your friend: "Lol, you fucking gooched it"

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017

Gooched

When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.

The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.

by TreNotCool March 22, 2019

Gooched

When you shit on someone- irl or in-game

“Get gooched on”
“I just gooched your sis”

by GoochThot47 April 28, 2021

goochem

Goochem related to boochem is inevitably part of the boochem life style.

Gooch boochem

Nice Goochem boochem

Thanks boochem how's the goochem

Mmmmm boochem

by Jboochem November 19, 2021

Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.

Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

Gocher Mode

Dressing formally, either very often or in occasions when others are not

Also in context to when someone dresses very fashionably (not just formal)

Sally was going Gocher mode at school on Monday.

by tiisue June 12, 2022

Goothers

It's Hooters, but goth.

"You wanna go to Goothers tonight?"

"Nah, last time I went, I got salmonella from the boneless wings."

by GiveMeTheNoodles September 15, 2022