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Glob

Glob is a wholesome person who is caring his friends and does his fucking job perfectly and if Glob sees u insult one of his friends he will beat u up until u wont have a stomach bc if u mess with glo he is a fucking beast and a king bro
Don't bully me or Glob will destroy you.
by omgomglolol August 4, 2021
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glob snob

A person who is “too” picky about smoking wax
“Trina is such a glob snob I offered her a dab the other day and she sniffed it and said she was good”😂
by Rizzledizzlemizzle August 9, 2022
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Glob

Glob is a person is just an absolute loser! They are stupid, weird and obsessed with shit music! But Globs do have good characteristics as well, they are truly the most amazing people in the world, they are great even if they don’t know it, but they should. Globs also have good and bad features as well, they walk funny like a horse and gallop when they are excited, they take up lots of room in every situation and roar like a Wookiee when they poo and get distracted easily when watching Star Wars! But they have the most beautiful eyes and the best face and just everything else except the roaring is amazing. If you find yourself a glob don’t lose it because they are hard to find.
by The realest Giraffe August 16, 2022
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glob gobbler

A person who sucks copious amounts of dick.
Your mom is a glob gobbler or you know she a glob gobbler on god.
by mavbot01 March 7, 2023
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Juice glob

Glob can mean anything and everything but is mostly funny in a sexual since specifically when you replace it with the butt,or,ass,or butt hole.
Man she was flossing her juice glob on my marklark all nite it was so hot.
by Funkymasterballzdeep October 15, 2025
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Glob

A MASSIVE amount of marijuana extract, in other words: a fat ass dab!
Tom woke up this morning, busted out the rig, and took a big ass glob
by Tkart May 26, 2018
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goofy glob

the best and strongest and sexiest producer on the planet
boy: sogie tape was fire i love goofy glob
girl: *takes off clothes*
by sanjayisherenow June 20, 2023
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