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Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years
1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.
by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023
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Glob

A word to describe a weird and silly/goofy person whose personality is just globby.
She's so silly, she's such a glob.
by glob lover September 4, 2023
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Glob

Glob doesn't usually have a meaning but it can be used whenever. Its usually for funny sillies
Glorp is usually used for a word like "Oh my glob!!" or "On glob!!"
by Irisal March 4, 2023
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Finger-Globbing

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.
I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods
by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015
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Fudge Glob

It's when you pull your dick out of a bitch's ass and you got a snag of shit on your dick and then you Wacker right in the center of the forehead and the mark it leaves is what's called a fudge glob.
"Look at that awesome tattoo Jess has on her on her forehead! " "No, that's not a tattoo she got fudge globbed"!
by Daryl4real March 13, 2023
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Glob Stomping

Why are so many people Glob Stomping me today?
by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011
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getting his glob on

A homosexual man sucking another mans penis
Yeah old mate was getting his glob on with that truck driver in the disabled toilets
by Gooba13 May 21, 2023
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