goofy glob

the best and strongest and sexiest producer on the planet

boy: sogie tape was fire i love goofy glob
girl: *takes off clothes*

by sanjayisherenow June 21, 2023

Glob drop

A soggy turd that comes out in separate drops, sounding like a large water droplet.

Jeez man, my glob drop caused a tsunami in the toilet.

by HITNOKAT July 20, 2015

Finger-Globbing

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.

I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods

by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015

getting his glob on

A homosexual man sucking another mans penis

Yeah old mate was getting his glob on with that truck driver in the disabled toilets

by Gooba13 May 21, 2023

Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.

by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023

Globbing

A modern type of marriage, where people get legally married without all of the rigmarole. The key component is the harmonious creation of prenups, so that in the event of a separation it does not have to be a huge catastrophic event that ruins both your lives.

We're super in love, but are realistic practical people. We're globbing instead of traditional marriage.

by RidingTurtles August 30, 2019

Globbing

Globbing is when one takes a glob and hits it in a dab rig.

Hey did you try globbing yet ?

by Two Blunt November 18, 2018