Lap Giraffe

Another word for wang. It just means Penis.

Wanna take a ride on my lap giraffe?

by eight-twenty-nine April 18, 2011

giraffe

The most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.

"I wish I was born a giraffe."

by yelyr April 25, 2009

Giraffe Neck

When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck.

Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a giraffe neck.

by Aaron Sierpo March 28, 2007

Giraffe Neck

a person with a abnormally long neck who looks like a giraffe

"Wow that girl kylie looks like a giraffe neck"

by badniqqabitch July 20, 2017

new york giraffe

when a man and woman fit into one pair of pants and have anal sex.

"hey hunny, you wanna do a new york giraffe"
"Of course dear. But where are we going to find a pair of pants that big"

by doochpedro January 3, 2009

giraffey

An asshole who has 2.5k hours on hypixel in Minecraft

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by salami1234 July 18, 2021

Giraffe nigga

A giraffe nigga is simply a nigga wit a long neck.

Sheesh, that nigga is a real giraffe nigga.

by leacturn December 17, 2021