Gatekeepers

Useless pieces of shit who need special rights, privileges, and collective societal preferential treatment to even complete with people you consider yourself too good to fuck.

Hym "If by 'Gatekeepers' you mean 🖕 that... Then, yes. You're correct. That's not what I mean when I uses the word. But sure...."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Gatekeepers

A group of people that stop or disrupt sexual acts from happening.

Hey man. It was a great time, until those gatekeepers that live across the street were just standing there. Just watching me go down on Nicole.

by Jimyee97 September 12, 2023

Gatekreeper

The mixed outcome of the Grimm reaper and a gatekeeper. Someone who keeps on your office colleagues who never respond to emails.

Don't worry, I'll get Craig to respond the that email for you, call me the gatekreepeer, the one who stays in top of the colleagues at the office . Gatekreeper makes it happen!

by SalPalantonoio July 19, 2017

Gapekeeper

The act of inserting a buttplug in order to keep a nice gape ready for the next insertion.

Jordy was playing his own gapekeeper in anticipation of Javier’s next lustful insertion

by TTcub3 December 1, 2019

GATE KEEPER

The pani tae’s that dont wanna send their shit unreleased🤡

“Sotia can i have that hiva ?”
RESPONSE: “Na toks hala sends cos im a GATE KEEPER”

by Chachi tufuga April 29, 2022

Gaytekeeper

Someone who tries to control or criticize people for not being queer enough even though it is their sexual orientation. Gatekeeping gayness.

"There is no way you are gay. The way you dress is SO straight!"
"Not every gay person is 'queer eye' stop being such a gaytekeeper."
"You're right. Not all gay people are carbon copies of each other."

by Twooof July 27, 2024

Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019