"The Forest" as it is called is home to many many many many many many, bitches, these girls are very aggressive when choosing their mates, and don't stop until they achieve what the label to be success. Many are very pretty, but don't be fooled there are many ugly garrison girls, many are also drunks, and at the same time have 4.0 GPA's. Don't ever approach a moderately attractive Garrison Girl...she will rip your fucking neck off, with her annoyingness.
However there always are excpeptions, and there are normal, non-aggressive, pretty, and smart Garrison Girls. But beware, even they have problems.
However there always are excpeptions, and there are normal, non-aggressive, pretty, and smart Garrison Girls. But beware, even they have problems.
by a man with the worst July 25, 2010
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Yeah, it was real relaxed upstairs at 20th last night until the movie reached Garrison Level.
Dude, turn that music down, we're approaching Garrison Level here, I like having eardrums.
Dude, turn that music down, we're approaching Garrison Level here, I like having eardrums.
by slickwillypie May 4, 2010
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A Garris is a wild and crazy man with a ponytail who loves 80's heavy metal and is good with dogs. A Garris likes to pretend to live in the 80's.
by mrscls December 11, 2013
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by Kec489 February 4, 2010
Get the Garrity mug.in the military we suffer from something called "Garrison goggles" the longer you're in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look...total loss of standards...sanity....dignity, hope...
See also: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+goggles">Beer Goggles</a>
See also: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+goggles">Beer Goggles</a>
Garrison Goggles: A Man afflicted with Garrison Googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.
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