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Andrew Garfield

Verb.

The act of an actor or a public figure out-right lying, with respect to their involvement in a film, in order to preserve excitement and hype amongst the audience.
“It’s all unknown. You know, I used to think that I could predict these things, but I literally have no idea. And I’m not even doing an Andrew Garfield! I just don’t know.” - Tom Hiddleston, in response to being asked about his involvement in Doctor Strange: Multiverse of Madness
by Un-eloquent May 4, 2022
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Gilbert Garfield

Gilbert Garfield is the name of an ARG (Alternate Reality Game)
Person 1: 'Hey, have you heard of Gilbert Garfield?'
Person 2: 'Who?'
Person 1: 'Gilbert Garfield is an ARG of Garfield, But he's cursed as HELL!'
Person 2: 'Okay..?'
by Furrop October 1, 2022
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Andrew Garfield

The most attractive marvel actor. That mask rip...OOH BABY! so attractive and funny and well..attractive. and um..attractive...not sure what else to say other than WOO BABY THAT MAN IS SMOKIN'
Why is it so hot out?
I hear Andrew Garfield visited here years ago
by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022
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The Garfield effect

When you begin to look for Garfield, you begin to see him everywhere. For example: You see a Garfield plushie in a store or on a T-shirt someone is wearing. Garfield has bacome so mainstream over the last 40 years, that we have subconsiously erased his image from our life.
Person1: "Dude here he is again, Garfield!"
Person2: "You're just crazy, he isn't everywhere."
Person1: "I'm telling you, it's The Garfield effect."
by Xrendr July 1, 2023
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type garfield with your eyes closed

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now you try to type garfield with your eyes closed
by arandomdudelol August 31, 2023
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Blue Garfield

a type of ecstasy. It is blue, and shaped like garfield's face.
Also, freaking awesome roll.

I would usually have to take 2 or 3 e to roll, but taking one blue garfield did the job. This was after taking a mollie the weekend before.
"I took a blue garfield last night and rolled my ass off."

"I know. I was drunk as shit and we had a very deep conversation."

:D
by iLiveinSoCal April 19, 2009
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Garfield

A hentai comic strip made by the japanese man Jim Davis, where a man and his cat sexually roleplay and have intercourse. The cat, Garfield has a lasagna fetish and always nuts extra hard when Jon, (his owner) dresses up as it.
Garfield: Jon! I...I can't hold it any more!
Jon: Come on Garfield just let it go on my juicy lasagna of a body
Garfield: UHNNNNNNN (has orgasm)
by SuperM789 January 27, 2019
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