Garden hopping

Usually a nocturnal pursuit, garden hopping is where a small group start in one garden and try to get across as many adjacent gardens as possible via any means available.

Me and my mates went garden hopping last night from my garden, we managed to go through 12 gardens, much further than we did last time.

by gardenhopper June 16, 2010

en garde fuckboy

A taunt used in the skeleton war, as the skeletons fight to the death against fuckboys.

Skeleton: En garde fuckboy

by istheskyblueoristhatjustme, October 26, 2014

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

uphill gardner

slang for homosexual man

butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve.

by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

Secret Garden

A term used to refer to a woman's vagina.

Chest Rockwell (Handsome Boy Modeling School): And the Women. Let me tell you, the women, my God
I can't go into the details, let's just say, I know all about the secret garden.

by Lizardking1726 July 1, 2008

garden-variety

ordinary, typical, average

His niece is a garden-variety twit.

by Light Joker June 23, 2007

GardenerPlants

Another shock site that contains a large amount of mutilated Male Genitalia, Disease-Ridden Vaginas, and the occasional Baby.

Person 1: I have something you'll like to see
Person 2: What is it
Person 1: Type in Gardenerplants.com
Person 2: Oh my god. That is really fucking nasty.

by ShockSearcher November 17, 2010