wayne gretzky

Canada's King and royal family

Wayne Gretzky's daughter is hot

by torontobob December 28, 2005

Gretzing

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.

I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.

by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017

gretney muncher

An individual who smokes a significant abundance of cigarettes, either as a group or alone.

Their lungs are reduced to black bin liners and they walk with a shuffling gate.

Profuse sweating behind the eyelids, hands are often crippled with arthritis from holding grets.

If you see one in public, DO NOT APPROACH.

Doyle: 'Would you like a nice peaceful gretney?'

Nutt: 'You're such a gretney muncher'

Connull: 'gret?'
Tommy: 'Sound mate'
Connull: 'safe g'

Big Saz: ' Jess can you roll me one?'
Lil Frank: 'me too pls'

Jess: 'nah fak off ya cunts'

Star Faz: ' nah nah nah nah nah nah nahhhh'

Ben: *stares into the emptiness, begins snarling*
Tommy: 'allow it guys, its time for a gret' *gentle music plays in the background*

Jordan: *eating some raw chicken*
Jacob: time for a gret?

Em: yeaaaahhhh gwarrnn thennnnnn

*everybody loves the sunshine plays in the background*

by lil frank March 4, 2019

Gretchen McContent

Any sort of content written by or associated with Internet linguist Gretchen McCulloch. Gretchen McContent includes her blog, All Things Linguistic; her podcast, Lingthusiasm; Crash Course Linguistics, which she writes for; Tom Scott's Language Files, which she also writes for; and every other linguistics resource on the internet, which she also writes for.

I used to only listen to Lingthusiasm, but now that I discovered All Things Lingustic, there's so much more Gretchen McContent?

by hollandaisedonuts October 21, 2020

Gretch

Something that is both ghetto AND ratchet.
Gretchling- one who embodies being gretch.
Gretchen- the queen of gretch and the GRETCHIEST person on this earth.

The South Campus buildings of UNC Chapel Hill, specifically Craige, are extremely gretch.

It's evident that Gretchen is at UNC Chapel Hill, as there are a multitude of cockroaches to be seen when the sun sets.

"Gretch means ghetto and ratchet, have fun with it"- the creator of Gretch

by Richapple October 12, 2023

grettle

Verb; To push a person, generally an ugly old woman, crone, hag, witch, etc., into something hot, such as a fire, hot coals, or an oven. This phrase is an homage to Grettle the Great, who defeated the infamous witch of the candy cottage by heroically pushing her into a hot oven.

Dude, I totally grettled that bitch!

She pulled a grettle when she saved her brother by pushing the witch into the oven.

That insult wasn't a burn, it was an all out grettle.

by Hansel Jr. March 4, 2010

Gretel

Gretel is a very shy person with a great personality. She is very self-centered and hates being alone. She is vey outgoing once you get to know her. She wants a person who will listen to her and will understand. She is the perfect lover, and once she has eyes for someone she makes that person her #1 priority

she’s SUCH a gretel
I want to be a gretel

by 🥺💕 July 10, 2019