Gret 

Townie slang for a Cigarette

oi mate got a spare gret?

Gret by Street September 21, 2003

gret 

a cigarette,fag,cancer sticks,

oi blad do u bun bear gret?

gret by nanglad10 May 17, 2006

Gret 

Scottish slang - past tense of greet - cry. Similar in use to wept.

See that comedy on TV? I near gret with laughter.

Gret by Phantomjordan June 14, 2010

gret 

Short for Gretrieg i.e. the douchebag who ruined DragonRealms: The Fallen (a pvp server) by spending thousands and thousands of dollars to acquire dozens of high level characters with which to zerg his enemies; for he sucked mightily at pvp. Using this tactic he was successful at driving most veteran players from the game.

"Who is the most pathetic person you've ever come across in an MMORPG? Let me tell you about gret"

gret by lorekeeper April 6, 2007

gret 

Mispronunciation of the word great, used when talking to rednecks and other such dumb, non-speaking bastards.

Yes sir-ree BOB!!! Wee's gone have us a GRET time!!!

gret by k_sadler July 13, 2004

gret 

a misspelling of "great"

i pwn yuo gretly.

gret by teh mech June 17, 2003

gret 

Somebody that acts like Greta and says how dare you

you absolute gret

gret by mikecoxfallenoff March 19, 2020