beat goods

A girl or guy that's been around the block more than once.

Guy 1: That girl over there's pretty cute.
Guy 2: Nah bro that girl is beat goods.

by jjjj$ April 9, 2011

plump goons

kayley and tayler

you guys are plump goons !

by funny duudee December 13, 2016

Garrett Goodson

A Fuck boy, thinks he’s the best fishing guide out there, but he’s always riding Sharkie’s coat tail. He’s also a squid and a want to be hand. Garret Goodson’s are also known to drive Bum Ass 7.3’s. A GG also can’t see his pecker over his belly.

Wow. Look at that Garrett Goodson. He’s such a fuck boy.

by GG a Ho February 17, 2020

Silly Gooeses

Silly gooeses is a word when used to describe some silly, or funny! It could also be used when you see some "silly gooeses".

"That maddie girl is such a Silly gooeses!"

by Liavents April 17, 2020

Google the goods

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.

Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning

by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016

straight goods

Used (usually) by heterosexual (mostly chauvenist) males when describing relatively easy sex or easy females. In other words, there is/was little, or no, effort (such as dinner, movie, time, money, favors, etc.) to receive sex whether regularly, or on a date, etc.

I love having Lana on the side. She's low maintenance and delivers the straight goods. No need for dinner, expenses and all that stuff, we just do it right away and that's it.

by PuZZleR September 15, 2005

the goods

What people call a substance or thing when exchanging the substance or thing for money in an illegal manner.

Dude, you got the goods?

by tainted December 30, 2004