goldfish slap

A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".

While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.

Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class

by Mac Brown Town November 3, 2017

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Goldfish guy

(Hong Kong slang) a child molester, a pedophile. The pedophile would try to coax and abduct a child by promising him with the purchase of some goldfish. Hence, the term , ‘goldfish guy’.

It was inspired by a real case in the 70's

If you pat a random child on the head , you might be suspicious of being a goldfish guy

by Tanghot July 28, 2017

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goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch

"The bitchiest of bitches. Reserved for one who consistently whines, thinks themselves the best, and must be taken down a notch through the use of a sweet-ass insult."

Bro 1: "Hey man, did you see that nerd Tyler? He's always going on about how cool he is and he always yells at everyone."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."

by Gold fish ass tuna-faced bitch January 5, 2015

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Goldfish NostrilBlaster

The insertion of a goldfish snack into one nostril, the free nostril is then covered, and with a large exhale the goldfish is blasted out from the nostril.

My Goldfish NostrilBlaster flew 5 feet!

by nostrilblaster#1 December 2, 2011

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