Is an energetic funny guy with lots of friends but I don't know why coz he never answers his phone to any of them. His hopeless with his phone. His always loosing it unless his on the toilet. Thats where he must find it coz his always loosing it or leaving it somewhere. His easy on the eye. And always smells yummy. He has big muscles. And works to hard and burns himself out. Then sooks coz his sick. And blames it on the covid shots. But is a great provider for his family. He spends half his days on the toilet taking a shit and playing on his phone. Then complains thats his legs are numb, And thinks he smells like pot purry but more like something has crawled up his ass and died. He coughs when he cleans his ears. And always stands with his hands behind his back. He likes to fix things well most things except for laptops and phones, u can always find hundreds pulled apart and broken all over the place. When his in a good mood he bounces around like a little school boy. But get on the wrong side of him and you will know all about it.
Girl, "oh wow that guy's cute got big muscles and smells devine"
Friend" stay away from him his a weirdo that will pull ur phone apart on u thinking he will fix it. Then when ur stranded without a phone and cant comunicate with anyone he will pull a swifty and drown u with his ass stench after taking a shit and if ur lucky enough to escape that u can make fun of him but only from a distance coz his legs are to numb to chase u, but don't get caught coz u will regret it. they call him a geoff. "
Friend" stay away from him his a weirdo that will pull ur phone apart on u thinking he will fix it. Then when ur stranded without a phone and cant comunicate with anyone he will pull a swifty and drown u with his ass stench after taking a shit and if ur lucky enough to escape that u can make fun of him but only from a distance coz his legs are to numb to chase u, but don't get caught coz u will regret it. they call him a geoff. "
by Cretin dispenser July 4, 2024
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this Geoff is pronounced joff
basically the opposite of a Geoff(jeff)
this Geoff is pronounced joff
basically the opposite of a Geoff(jeff)
B1: guys he's evil watch out
B2: yea he's a Geoff but evil
B3: so a Geoff (Evil)?
B2: nonono, a "joff"
B2: yea he's a Geoff but evil
B3: so a Geoff (Evil)?
B2: nonono, a "joff"
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Everyone needs a Geoff in their life
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Get the Geoff mug.When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
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Get the Geoff shift mug.Geoff, diminutive hypocorism (or “pet name”) for Geoffrey which is an English masculine given name, or Geoffroy its French equivalent. It is the Anglo-Norman form of the Germanic compound *gudą 'god' and *friþuz 'peace'. It is a cognate of Dutch “Godfried” (God Fried) and German “Gottfried”. (Got T Fried)
Often confused with the anglified “Jeff”, Geoff represents the olde school version (with the e via the o). As you might say the word “yes” around Jeff, it would be correct to say “yeos” with Geoff. And while you definitely wouldn’t want to “eff” with Jeff, it’s cool to “eoff” with “Geoff”. Because the meaning of Geoff is “God’s Peace” it’s fair to say Geoff should be divinely chill, though who’s to say this “god” couldn’t be interpreted as a god of war and destruction that you caught on a good day? What is peace?? That’s a good question for Urban Dictionary!
It is important to note that Geoff is a 5-letter word where Jeff is a 4-letter word, and thus never subject to usage in a 4-letter word situation. As Nick Cage pointed out, “Jeff” could never be used in place of “Dick”, but more like “Jesk” which is like a weak ejaculation.
Often confused with the anglified “Jeff”, Geoff represents the olde school version (with the e via the o). As you might say the word “yes” around Jeff, it would be correct to say “yeos” with Geoff. And while you definitely wouldn’t want to “eff” with Jeff, it’s cool to “eoff” with “Geoff”. Because the meaning of Geoff is “God’s Peace” it’s fair to say Geoff should be divinely chill, though who’s to say this “god” couldn’t be interpreted as a god of war and destruction that you caught on a good day? What is peace?? That’s a good question for Urban Dictionary!
It is important to note that Geoff is a 5-letter word where Jeff is a 4-letter word, and thus never subject to usage in a 4-letter word situation. As Nick Cage pointed out, “Jeff” could never be used in place of “Dick”, but more like “Jesk” which is like a weak ejaculation.
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