He like to jizz on young children and his own son called smellvy. They both stink because they they spend so much time jizzin on each other. They make smoothies of each other’s sperm.
by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019
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I did a dirty Geoff and told here I was a stock broker, which I technically am.
I did a dirty Geoff and told here I was a stock broker, which I technically am.
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I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
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