Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.

I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.

by Juanaconda May 31, 2022

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Get the Salty Geoffmug.

Geoff

Geoff originates from the Greek mythological creature “ tenticalis “ meaning long wandering hands #Mrtickle
Everyone needs a Geoff in their life

OMG he’s going in for a Geoff on the dance floor

by Mrtickle123 October 20, 2023

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Get the Geoffmug.

lynn and geoff

When a player smashes a shot at the post on Rocket League, usually because a ball chasing team mate blocked what would've otherwise been a perfect shot

Scotty: He's hit the Lynn and Geoff!

Thornberry: Meeerrr, fuck's sake Chubba. Every time, EVERY TIME!

by Chubba1989 July 14, 2021

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