Definitions by Mt.Uranus

Miami Espresso 

When espresso is poured over a marshmallow to mimic a Cuban Espresso.

Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth

That barista girl wouldn’t serve me a Miami Espresso cuz I ain’t had no shoes on, well, that and I gave her and her mom the clap last Tuesday

Miami Espresso by Mt.Uranus April 11, 2025

Handsome Geoff 

See Geoffrey Four Fingers

I want me some Handsome Geoff, he got skills girl!

Handsome Geoff by Mt.Uranus October 10, 2016