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Poot Fuzzy

When you fart so hard out of your ass, that it dislodges hair near your anus. It commonly is related to the jumping fart.
Wow, Johnnie, that man does not have any hair around his booty hole, he must do a lot of poot fuzzy incidents.

I know what you mean, Fred, my mom does not either.
by funkmaster GP September 30, 2009
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black fuzzy

(noun) black fuzz or black fuzzies (plural)
1. Those little balls of fuzz that come out of black socks

2. A black cop
Jack: So then what happened, how'd you get away from the black fuzzy?

Pat: I threw some black fuzzies from my socks into his face then ran.

Jack: NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEE!!!!
by CSP1213 May 27, 2011
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Fuzzy Blue Lights

"If I could look across the country from California to New Jersey, then I would count the parks and lake resorts and number all the jets and airports. All those rather dreary rain clouds still bother me cause I look through the camera eye piece and cannot see. If I could open up my window and see from Tampa Bay to Juneau. Then I would survey all those open miles and line them up in single file. Everywhere I look I see green scenic sublime, and all those oceanic vistas are so divine. If I was standing on the balcony, and you were walking down below. I'd feel rather depressed and out of place, and lonely just to watch you go. If you were swinging from the highway overpass within the western hemisphere. I'd feel rather afraid and insecere if you began to disappear. If I was walking through a sad art gallery, and you were driving through the night. I'd feel rather alone and ill at ease beneath the brialliant showroom light. If I was flying on a plane above your town, and you were gazing at the sky. Somehow I'd feel intact and reassured if you began to wave goodbye." ~~Fuzzy Blue Lights-Owl City.
by Owl City Lover <3 August 18, 2010
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Fuzzy Mimosa

A hairy, but absolutely wonderfully tight and warm, female vagina.
I fingered Sandy's fuzzy mimosa last night. She was so tight and wet. She was flopping around and squirting like a porn star.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015
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fuzzy clam

john couldn't wait to get down Jessy's pants to get to her fuzzy clam.
by Traci W July 1, 2006
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Fuzzy

Something soft and furry. Ya know, that literal kind of fuzzy.
The hair on my cat's ass is fuzzy.

or, if you don't want to be so explicit, just take off ass.

The hair on my cat is fuzzy.
by T.Thwig August 14, 2005
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Fuzzyteeth

The feeling you get when you wake up from sleeping and you have an unpleasnt felling/ordor in your mouth. It feels almost fuzzy and smells fuzzy as in stinky like mold. Also-when your teeth feel like they need to be brushed.Or when you incounter someone with grimy breaht or teeth
Man I woke up this morning with the fuzzy teeth from partyin' last night!

Man kissin that guy was nasty he had the fuzziest teeth!
by Nats* June 20, 2005
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