funno

A shorted form of 'i fucking dunno' or 'I fucking don't know'

"I funno really. I wouldn't like to say"

by Unconfirmed August 31, 2008

Doug Funnie

An alcoholic mixed drink made with vodka and Sprite.

Bartender, could I get a Doug Funnie?

by conundrumbombs November 5, 2010

funnique

Saying someone who is funnique means that he/she is absolutely not funny!

Bob: What do you call a tiger with glasses on?
People: Don't Know
Bob: A scientist tiger (HAHAHA)
Beckham: That's funnique!

by Heu Heu November 30, 2016

Doug Funnie Vision

When you have high expectations for something or an exciting vision in your head, and it ends up being really lame or not what you expected; Refers to the 90’s cartoon ‘Doug,’ and the day dreams he would usually have about things.

I thought the festival was going to be awesome, but when I got there it was really lame. I had a Doug Funnie vision.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

The World’s Funniest Joke™

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”

I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023

Funnyish

Something That Is Funny, But At The Same Time Not.

Stephanie: When I think of someone saying "I feel like dying" I wanna just crack up and watch them crack up.

Peter: Hahaha That would be Funnyish.

by dada0109 August 14, 2009

Funnies User

Nerd who will NEVER get married.

"Dave barely ever goes outside, he's such a funnies user."

by JuanHorse1 July 6, 2021