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Face Furniture

Sunglasses normally quite big and/or flash
He's rockin some shit hot Face Furniture yo!!
by MinXylaBoo August 19, 2008
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rearranging the furniture

The act of smoking weed in the living room whilst pretending to assemble IKEA objects.
Wife: Dinner in three minutes

Husband: Ok, I'll be there. Just rearranging the furniture!
by IkeaBro85 January 4, 2014
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furniture

referring to ones teeth
damn dogg did you see that hoe's furniture, it was all messed up!
by mardo September 18, 2005
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Street furniture

All the crap you need when you go out: hat, sunglasses, dog, bag, phone, drugs, coat, gloves, scarf, condoms,keys, comb, etc.
Woman: "Will you hurry up - we're going to be late."
Man: "Hang on while I get my street furniture"
by hellbell July 11, 2008
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Patio Furniture

1) Any pale faced, dark haired Oregonians that spend their free time reading up on the latest model assault rifle from their favorite retail gun producers

2) Someone who listens to hardcore so often, they think primal, animal grunts and roars is its own language.

3) A person who touts the qualities of his video game of choice, despite the fact that everyone he pleads with to play it has already passed judgement on the game.
1) Why is Steve reading up on the ak-74 again? He doesn't even own one! He's such a Patio Furniture.

2) I wish that patio Furniture would start talking in English instead of grunting at me. Ah crap, now he's biting my leg!

3) That damn Patio Furniture is going on about Everquest again, even though I already told him it's just a level treadmill.
by Crappywarrior March 29, 2004
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Furniture Disease

When a woman's breasts sag to their waist and/or further. They usually become smaller and wrinkly from beinging out of their original position.
Whoa! Your grandma's saggy tits really shows that she has a nasty case of furniture disease.
by Applesaucelord December 15, 2004
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broke furniture

A sexual act where you fuck your girl so hard, you actually break furniture.
Guy 1: hey man, did you hear about Greg and lexi?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard they broke furniture last night.
by Contrast January 31, 2008
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