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Fundie

A judgemental teenage boy or girl (but usually girl) of the Fundamentalist Christian faith. She usually enjoys Christian music, going to church, and pretending she's read the Bible. This person hates everything and everyone with an opposing viewpoint on the origin or practice of Christianity. The fundie likes to hang out in groups of other Christians during science classes to ask if evolution is just a theory. When you try to have an intelligent conversation about religion with one, she will turn into an apathetic bitch who's only defense from being friends with you is her hate of free-thinking and her endlessly pissy attitude towards you and anyone else you've ever spoken to. Since being indoctrinated into the Christian faith by her cartoonishly close-minded parents (or other fundamentalists around her) from a very young age, that is all she knows and will openly deny any new ideas on the world even if they can improve countless lives and make the world a better place (Jesus is coming to get us in a few years. So what's the point?). If you ever try to read a book other than the Bible around her, get ready for a "Funder Storm with a chance of Pain" because you're going straight to hell. You must also never utter the words "talking snake", "Imagine", "contradiction", "Pro-Choice" or "atheist" in close proxitmity even if that is not your personal opinion. It really doesn't matter to them. They're doing God's work so expect an exorcism. And while you can have fundies as friends, be careful about Christianity. They can smell doubt like fear.
Dude, stop respectfully stating your opposing viewpoints on the subject of actually following Jesus' teachings of compassion, forgivness and love, divinity, science, religion and philosophy! The fundies will hate you despite their pre-packaged opinions being the exact opposite of anything in the actual Bible!
by Zatak April 13, 2009
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Fundit

Word recently used on The Colbert Report opening; Presumably a portmanteau of "Fundie" (fundamentalist) and "Pundit", or possibly "Fun" and "Pundit".
Stephen T. Colbert, DFA, is a Fundit
by Riffraffselbow October 2, 2009
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Funditude

Used to express a quantity of Republicans or otherwise mentally-impaired, right-leaning types; a group of Republitards.
Hey, check out the funditude sticking their heads up that fat guy's a**. Waiddaminute...that's Rush Limbaugh!
by Kevin Hampton February 6, 2009
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Funbury

Slang name for the city of Bunbury, situated in the south western district of Western Australia, roughly two hours south of Perth.
Guy 1: So, you getting up to much over semester break?

Guy 2: Not really, just heading back to Funbury.
by notaek June 30, 2009
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Funblower

A funblower is one that that blows all the fun away. Usually an uptight, no fun having male with black hair.
Don't be such a funblower you boring dolt- life is meant to be lived- so get over it and laugh a little.
by aligal1975 July 31, 2009
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Funbarrassing

A moment that is both funny and embarrassing.
Uncle Joey was so drunk last night he really made an ass out of himself. It sure was a funbarrassing night.
by uncle swan November 23, 2009
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fundi frock

Dresses aka frocks worn by fundimentalist women. Long with no flesh revealed.
conservative dresses fundamentilist attire Morman dresses. The cultish dresses (frocks) worn by fundamentalist females are called fundi frocks
by mamadamndest April 29, 2010
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