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Funitude 

n.

1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.

2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"
Bachelor: Can we go home now I have a wedding in the morning.

Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!

OR

Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.

Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)
Funitude by Dick Turner October 14, 2009
Related Words

funktitude

A scale of the funkiness of a person, place or, thing.
'It wasn't the drugs or alcohol in my system that made me run off the road. It was the funktitude of the song on the radio'-James Brown
funktitude by chefrob April 12, 2005

conglomeration of fuckitude

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

Funitubers 

A show based on DevNoob made by 1Creeper that has 2 seasons and 2 movies with 4 being planned. Main characters including: Ruts, DevNoob and 1Creeper (Only in season 1).
Ruts: When are you making a new Funitubers video?
1Creeper: Later.
*Tomorrow*

Ruts: What happened to making that episode?
1Creeper: I forgot.
*Repeat*
Funitubers by Ruts December 20, 2022

Fuckitude 

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.
Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU
Fuckitude by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009

Fooditude 

A combination of food and attitude; the emotion of being irratible, angry, frustrated or upset by lack of food.

Additionally, can be used when someone is upset by the quality, or quantity of food.
Rick: Have you not eaten today? You've got a real bad fooditude and you need to get over it.
Fooditude by Spainspeaks November 2, 2011