Flab Jack

What fat men hope for at the end of an invigorating brothel massage.

After that rubdown I asked for a quick flab jack, but she wanted an extra £2!

by Donkey Toboggan October 16, 2008

Falab-o-wob

This means Something has fallen off a table

For example "My pencil did a falab-o-wob"

Fall Table Falab-o-wob

by I AM MR WHITE MAN April 26, 2009

Flabagoozle

A word that can mean anything and EVERYTHING. Use it whenever you see fit. It can be a verb, adjective, adverb, noun, etc... Go crazy with this word! That's the reason for it's existance (:

Man, that girl that just walked by was so flabagoozle!

Sarah and Bobby were flabagoozled when they saw that homeless man!

I feel like I totally flabagoozled that flabagoozle.

by latenightcraving May 15, 2010

Felabio

The making out of one's rectum. Usually in a drunk manner.

Julie: Ever since that one night when I gave Dan a felabio, I felt weird. When I did it, his butthole bled. So, I went to the doctor and I have AIDS.

Jack (friend of Julie): That's fucked up.

by Chafing5Hole December 3, 2011

flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013

flabadabarumptious

The color purple, but red.

''Hey look'', Jimmy said, ''That shirt is flabadabarumptious.''

by brolynick February 4, 2015

Flabbability

Capable of finding an orifice beyond the girth of another.

She's a big girl who tests my flabbability.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016