Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.

Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009

food battle

A annual challenge video between Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox to see who's food can do more everyday tasks than the other. Ian always has the usual "Pink Frosted Sprinkle Doughnut", while Anthony has a variety of foods like Churros, Toketos, Chili Peppers, etc. Food Battle has been going on since 2006 to this day.

Steve: "Have you seen Food Battle 2013?"
Notch: "Of course, It's a genius series of videos!"
*watches food battle*

by KaedeDusk November 2, 2013

pink flood

When urine and period blood collide.

Or when a woman squirts during sex while on her period.

"Chastity surprised the Dutch boy with a pink flood, that even his thick fingers couldn't contain."

by Black Sheep89 May 11, 2016

wizard food

any items refering to drugs and other bad stuff, i.e. pills, weed, heroin, cocaine, etc.

"i had such a rogh day at the office, some wizard food will settle my nerves."

by the virg. January 27, 2005

Stunt Food

A type of Entree, Snack, Dessert that you see on Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube that looks very appealing and delicious but in reality taste is very generic. A lot of Stunt Food tends to look appetizing and brings attention to the dish when overall the taste proportion and flavor doesn’t match how the meal, dessert looks like it should taste.

Eric: I want to try that new Waffle-Ice cream-Cereal tower I saw on tiktok.
Thomas: Dude you do know that’s Stunt Food right? You’re seriously going to pay $30 to taste something that taste the exact same at the grocery store?

Eric: Yeah you’re right nvm-

by BigDaddyDagger April 18, 2021

Food anxiety

Where you eat a meal and feel like shit so you panic yourself that you'll get sick and throw up and make a complete fool out of yourself

After I ate at the pizza place last night on my date I started getting food anxiety. So embarassing

by Jillyrancher123 July 22, 2017

Foodamals

Created by Moriah Elizabeth in a video titled “I made DIY plastic pins... it’s a good time”, this term means a combination of a piece of food and an animal, most of the time created in artwork.

I drew some foodamals yesterday! I hope Moriah Elizabeth sees them!

by anonymous October 18, 2020