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Fatterooba

Fatterooba

A white and obese 32 year old homophobic man that fucks a turkey on a tractor at specifically 4:38 AM while wearing a pantyhose. He burns weebs like groceries, while he chews on his nails. He picks his nose and shoves it in his girlfriend's wet pussy as she moans and squirts. He is a very bad boy, and is at the top of Santa's naughty list. He has 72 piercings in total, and is an ugly motherfucker. He charms his mother by spanking her with his hairy balls. His erect penis is exactly 2.5334673 inches long, and a girth of 0.25932357801 inches at this very moment. His cum is a rotten green shade. And yes, he fucked your mom last night.

Yes, this is legit. I don't know how it wouldn't get accepted.
Fatterooba got a stocking of coal for Christmas for raping an 18 year old.
by ChloeV124 December 16, 2016
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turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd
Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom
by walterc August 5, 2023
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stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.
delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...
by mylove2011 December 20, 2010
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fraternity

A male organization known for their childish exclusion of others, excessive alcohol consumption, false sense of accomplishment and, of course, small genitals. Members of such an organization tend to travel in packs and develop a feeling of inadequacy and malaise if a brother is not aronud to have his back (or give him oral sex). Futhermore, brothers are often stricken with low grades, wide assholes and several sexual diseases.
Is that guy in a fraternity?
-Yeah, the popped collar, croakies and hangover are a dead giveaway.
by Taffaplatzel July 23, 2008
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Frasterbating

Frustrated masterbating, eather due to the inablility to reach orgasm wile masterbating or when masterbating to alleviate the frustrations from a hard days work. (alternative spelling Frusterbating)
"Man he has been frasterbating all night when is he going to finish?"
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."
by Frasterbator April 22, 2009
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Fatter

All the Fatters comment John R. Lindensmith every day.
by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006
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Carolina Steam Fritter

The act of battering and deep frying a turd until hard and then using it to penetrate your parter's vaginal or anal cavity. ( Recommended lubrication: Lard)
Dude I'm so happy i bought that Fry Daddy, now Carolina Steam Fritters are on the menu every night!
by LBO-Deep January 13, 2011
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